We are the Bartimaeus to Privateer Press' Jesus. They... cured our blindness. Because... they're taking out the random factor...? Ok, listen, if you guys knew more about the Bible that totally would have been witty!

So, you've just started playing this miniatures game at the behest of some very persistent creep at your gaming store (or possibly roommate). Everything looks cool, and you pick up the big box labeled starter set. You open it up, and...

Wait. What the hell is this?

Want to watch Tekkactus turn Monsterpocalypse theory into a Foreigner 1979 hit single? Click here to learn about Head Games!

There are no more bad jokes about 80s Rock Acts after the jump!

Did you know you can play Monsterpocalypse with two monsters at the same time?! Oh, you did. Yeah, I know it's in the back of the rulebook, but the way you guys have been playing, you could have fooled me!

We may not have started the fire, but Privateer sure as hell put it out. Take a look at the newest batch of errata and why they're causing some heated debate.

I was going to tell you outright which Big in Japan units get previewed in this article, but the editors wouldn't let me. Looks like you're just going to have to click on the article and see for yourself, reader!

Delay in the release of the new expansion: BOO!
New Mega Forms to hold us over: YAY!

Join me as I take a fresh look at Mega Mucustos.

So, the day has finally arrived, after months of teasers, hints, and shifty half reveals; that real live Big in Japan previews have started to get released in all their statted, product-shotted glory. We’ve seen a couple of new monsters so far… so would you like to see another?

In this article, new writer Jeff Gum tries his best to explain a game that features plastic miniatures based on men in rubber suits pretending to be dinosaurs. Sound interesting?